carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

videohall:

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

this is so fucking relaxing

Remember yourself as a little girl, she is counting on you to protect her.

(via middecember)

I love seeing this on my dash, it’s what keeps me going

(via rediscoveringhappiness)

(Source: everythingcanbenothing)

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

tigersdrinktea:

“Blow minds, not dudes” 

Actually you can do both! What a concept! That women can be intelligent as well as sexually active! And we don’t live in the goddamn 18th century and women don’t have to be pure little virgin housewives if they don’t want to! Oh my gosh!

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

burdge:

a product of my prowling thru the ava’s demon formspring a while back

(Source: birf)

cblgetspersonal:

"do it for her" images that are edited to say "do it for him"

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bigstupidbaby:

90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

bigstupidbaby:

90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

agirlnamedally:

*leans off the bed to reach laptop charger*

parkour

… its too early for this bullshit.

me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)