i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
do you ever realize how weird fangirling/boying is
i was trying to make a cool rei gif but i missed the chair
#this is the most accurate possible rei gif
It really, really is.
Fanart for Artist Alley -Otaku Festival
With a lot of help from http://ayashige-doodles.deviantart.com/
parents: “u should be more active”
British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”
American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”
MY NIGGA MOVED.
Children have zero sense of fear
He just ran a 4.3 sec 40
In case you were feeling sad.
This is the third time I’ve reblogged this today and I DON’T EVEN CARE
Translated by me
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